a rant bout autos guys!!

I dont get it wit these auto guys in bangalore.... do they think that other than them, all other ppl just get money from trees... aaaaaaaaaargh!! they just annoy me to the core......
From the time i landed in blore i have been fighting wit auto guys.. n this coming from a person who will do everything to avoid an argument is a big deal......
Take for instance yday i was late for a meeting and my bus stop is around a km from the gate .. so wat do i do.. take a rick!!!
Myself: Kitna hua bhaiyaaa? ( attempt to b sweet)
AUto KAaRan : 20 rs madam...
Myself: What!! 1 km bhi nahi hua...
AUto KAaRan : Return nahi milenga madam... ( grumpily) ( Pls note this is a busy road n ppl r throwing themselves at autos to catch one.... not only that it was hardly a km ... including return it wudnt hav been even 2 km which is the min charge)
Myself: What nonsense ( hindi is now out of the window) !!! I ll give u 15 rs
AUto KAaRan : Yaahan sab itna hi lete hai....bla bla ( some kannada) ( now angrily)
Myself: ( really pissed off cos he s yelling at me in a lang i dont understand ) LO !!!!!!!!!!!! 20 rs!!!! ( Walk off angrily without saying thank you n hence ruining my mood for the rest of the day)

ANother instance which pisses off even wen i think of it after 3 yrs....
Venue : Busy road in BTM...
I took an auto from nammude swantham forum mall to BTM at 8:30 pm .... price has been negotiated at the rate including one and a half.. i dnt hav a choice but to compromise
Half way to the place got stuck in a traffic jam in one of the complicated lanes of madiwala
AUto KAaRan : grumbling ....grumbling .... more grumbling ( in kannada )
After 10 min...
AUto KAaRan : Aur nahi chalenge madam.. get off .. bahut traffic ....
Myself: ( In shock cos its almost 9 pm its dark n im far from PG sweet PG) WAT!! No!!!
AUto KAaRan : (Now yelling ) HUM AUR NAHI JAAYENGE!!
Myself: Wat r u saying!! How wil i go from here
AUto KAaRan : AUR NAHI JAAYENGE!!
Myself: Kaisa insaan ho tum... how will i go from here. there is no other auto person too... u have to drop me.. i am paying u wat u asked for anyway
AUto KAaRan : *&%%$#@#$#@*& ( kannada theri??)
Myself: ( Really angry and at verge of tears) How dare you yell at me!! I wil not pay u if u drop me here half way....
AUto KAaRan : *&%%$#@#$#@*& %&$#$# ( more kannada theri??)
Hearing him yell at me just pushes my button n I jump out of the auto in anger and throws the minimum charge ( thats 10 rs ) at him .... and call him some nale puliche theri too... Auto Kaaran gets out in anger.. I run for my life....and since he s stuck in a jam cant run behind me....MUHAHAHHAHAA!!
i know many of u mite think it was juvenile behaviour on my part n can think of many other mature ways i cud hav behaved.. but then i think he deserved it .. bloody moron!
And many more incidents r there which confirm my belief that auto guys in blore r the worst ever... I appreciate the kerala auto guys so much more now.. of course i still do crib wen they take more than the normal rates.. but then that cant be avoided.... we dnt hav a choice do we.. cos we depend on them!
UFF i am so angry i think i need a juice to cool myself off : :/